Let's get one thing straight before anybody judges me: I am not the kind of girl who ends up living in a haunted mansion with monsters.
My name is Clementine. Clem, if you like me. Clementine, if you're my mother and about to tell me I need a five-year plan.
I love fall the way some people love their children. Pumpkin spice lattes, yes. Chunky sweaters, yes! And Halloween. Costumes, candy, carving a pumpkin—I live for it.
Here's the asterisk:
I am a coward.
A full-blown, hide-behind-the-couch, check-under-the-bed, sleep-with-a-nightlight coward.
Haunted houses? No.
Clowns? Absolutely not.
A guy in a mask standing very still in a corner? I will pee.
Which is why it's hilarious—cosmically, cruelly hilarious—that I'm about to live in a haunted house, with:
- A vampire who faints at the sight of blood
- A gargoyle who can’t leave the property and collects acorns
- A ghost who gets more solid every time I scream
- A mummy who hasn't said a word in three thousand years and makes excellent cider
- A zombie corgi who brings me femurs
The town council says they're method actors. I'm beginning to think they might be real. Worse: I think they might be mine.
★★★★★ Perfect for fans of:
Cozy Small-Town Vibes
Why Choose / Reverse Harem
Paranormal Alphas
Found Family
Animal Sidekick
Scent-Matched Slow Burn
Haunted-house-in-a-Book Vibes
Haunted Hollow Pack is a standalone omegaverse why-choose novella with a guaranteed HEA. Part of the Seasons of the Pack series, interconnected standalones featuring new omegas and their packs. No MM, and no cliffhangers.
